Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Dear NEIGHBORS and your DUMB CATS!

Dear neighbors-

*WARNING*: If this offends any of you animal rights activist--you are invited to attend the party as well

You are hereby ordered to attend the poo cleaning party at the Sorensen's home this morning immediatly. The consequences for NOT attending this party will be the death of your cat by poisoning. IF you are going to let your cats wander the neighborhood and defecate on our lawn--you certainly are going to pooper scoop our lawn, wash our carpets, aerate our home, mop the kitchen floors and FOR SURE clean off Ryland's shoes to their original form and smell, as well as wash my 1-year-olds mittens, since she attempted the pooper scoop job for you! IF you feel your cat is innocent then please keep them OFF our property and pass it along to their friends the skunks. It is time to bust out the pellet gun. I am so MAD, I am gagging!


For real-


The Sorensen Household


*3 of our surrounding four neighbors have all recently adopted cats and allow them to wander--we have the only all grass property around. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!


13 comments:

Charlotte King said...
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Charlotte King said...

So many cats, so few recipes! This could be a cheap way to fill out the freezer with meat for the winter.

Aaron & Jayme said...

Do not tell my mom I am telling you this. When we were little, we had the same problems with cats coming onto our property so Mark would get the BB gun out and we never saw those cats again!! At the time I thought it was so mean, but now we have dogs coming into our fenced backyard (no clue how they're getting in) and eating our dog food, then when they leave, ALL of our dogs run off. I feel your frustration!!!!!

THE ORMES said...

I feel for you!!!! We've had that same problem. It makes me soooooo mad!!!!! I have kids; our grass is for playing and NOT pooping. For some reason the cats have stopped coming around lately. Hallelujah!!! Hopefully you'll be blessed with a cat-free yard soon!!

Russ said...

get some poison. kill em. i hate cats.

selena might say something different...

Carrie said...

So how do you really feel? LOL!

~Diana~ said...

We have the same problem. My neighbor has 4 cats and our flower boxes are their litter box. We've tried everything except the bb gun!

We also have a problem with our neighbor and his dogs. Apparently his fenced back yard with a dog run is not the place he would like them to leave their piles. They leave them in our yard instead.

Seriously, if I WANTED to clean up after a cat or dog, I WOULD HAVE ONE MYSELF! People are so rude!

Please share your pointers! For the record....Animal control in Utah is WORTHLESS!

Selena and Russ!! said...

Alicia. u have a picture of a dead cat on your blog....isnt animal cruelty the first signs of becoming a serial killer...hahaha....just kidding. that is annoying especially if you are cleaning it up...EEW

Trezise Momma said...

That stinks, literally! I am sorry for your misfortune!

kk Leilani said...

Uhhh remember that dead cat we found in the streets of Gridley...we went to knock on an investigators door or maybe it was someone who was not active...but we had the uncanny idea to put it in a box and put it at their doorstep b/c.....we didn't want it to get more mangled...so to speak...can't believe we didn't just leave it there what were we thinking?


okay but on a side note...ummmm I hope you make it through the stinky stench of all this cat mess and that someone will...come clean.

TexasTwinsTwice said...

Oh that is TERRIBLE!! I would be SO MAD too. I think you should kindly mention it to your neighbors, and if that doesn't solve the problem then you've already heard a few good suggestions here! =) I'm not an animal person..and this would make me so sick. We had a 'kind' neighbor in St. George whose dog took a liking to our front lawn area by our apartment door. I was ready to knock on every door in the complex to find the culprit--luckily we just got to move instead!

so sorry for this. that is AWFUL!

TexasTwinsTwice said...

can you report wandering cats to the county?

Angie said...

That picture TOTALLY cracked me up. We are NOT animal people around here and I totally feel for you!! Hope it gets better.