*WARNING*: If this offends any of you animal rights activist--you are invited to attend the party as well
You are hereby ordered to attend the poo cleaning party at the Sorensen's home this morning immediatly. The consequences for NOT attending this party will be the death of your cat by poisoning. IF you are going to let your cats wander the neighborhood and defecate on our lawn--you certainly are going to pooper scoop our lawn, wash our carpets, aerate our home, mop the kitchen floors and FOR SURE clean off Ryland's shoes to their original form and smell, as well as wash my 1-year-olds mittens, since she attempted the pooper scoop job for you! IF you feel your cat is innocent then please keep them OFF our property and pass it along to their friends the skunks. It is time to bust out the pellet gun. I am so MAD, I am gagging!
The Sorensen Household
*3 of our surrounding four neighbors have all recently adopted cats and allow them to wander--we have the only all grass property around. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!